I have two stories to share. Hilarious. Enjoy!
Present for Husband
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : 'Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?' The husband laughs and says: 'An Italian girl !!!' The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: 'So, honey, how was the trip?' 'Very good, thank you.' 'And, what happened to my present?''Which present?' She asked. 'The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!' 'Oh, that' she said 'Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!'
Customs of the Country
A Chinese man moves to Australia after 50 years of Living in Shanghai. He buys a small piece of land near to Mt Isa. A Few days after moving in the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region, so he goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinese man urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day. A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the Chinese man leading a bull down the drive-way, pause, and then put his head next to the bull's bum.The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and says 'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese Customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighborhood, and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass, and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's bum, it could just about shit on you.The Chinese man is very taken back and says 'Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs I doing, these Australian Customs'.'What do you mean mate' says the Aussie, 'Those aren't Australian customs.''Yes they are', replied the Chinese man, 'man at travel agent tell me'. ' He say, to become true Australian, I learn chase chicks, drink piss, and listen to bull-shit'.
Present for Husband
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : 'Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?' The husband laughs and says: 'An Italian girl !!!' The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: 'So, honey, how was the trip?' 'Very good, thank you.' 'And, what happened to my present?''Which present?' She asked. 'The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!' 'Oh, that' she said 'Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!'
Customs of the Country
A Chinese man moves to Australia after 50 years of Living in Shanghai. He buys a small piece of land near to Mt Isa. A Few days after moving in the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region, so he goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinese man urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day. A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the Chinese man leading a bull down the drive-way, pause, and then put his head next to the bull's bum.The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and says 'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese Customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighborhood, and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass, and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's bum, it could just about shit on you.The Chinese man is very taken back and says 'Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs I doing, these Australian Customs'.'What do you mean mate' says the Aussie, 'Those aren't Australian customs.''Yes they are', replied the Chinese man, 'man at travel agent tell me'. ' He say, to become true Australian, I learn chase chicks, drink piss, and listen to bull-shit'.
Dear Madam,
ReplyDeleteYour brief article titled Customs of the country is very good, hilarious and informative one. I pray Almighty Allah to bless you and your family with the pinnacle of extreme joy, peace and prosperity in the days ahead.
Expecting similar posts from you in future also.
with warm regards,
SHAIK MAHABOOB
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